Martin tells me the way to get visits to your website is to pepper it with the key words and terms that people are currently searching for on the web. Then you have a good chance that your site will pop up “when they’re Googling”, he says. I was very interested in his comments as I’m a little disappointed in the traffic levels I’m getting for my blog.
I only have a small brain and much of this is beyond me, but let’s see if this little lot helps: Haloween, Guy Fawkes, YouTube, Wikipedia, Jordan, Jack Straw, veils, Eid-ul-Fitr, The National Lottery, cheap flights, Madonna, Malawi, adoption, Lily Allen, Prince Charles’ household accounts, Iraq, Heather Mills, Ruth Archer and Sam, pumpkins, Leeds United, cheap mortgage deals, penile enhancement, winter holidays, dead Fred off Coronation Street, lowest petrol prices, train times, Chantelle and Preston, the weather, and the Congressional elections.
As for my personal interests, there’s cod, coley, plaice, mackerel, tuna, sleeping, sole, huss, dace, prawns, incest, sardines, purring, anchovies, trout, flounder, salmon, biscuits, sprats and spiders.
I promised M that I wouldn’t try to mislead anybody by using provocative and misleading terminology just to get hits, but I can’t resist writing that I am a beautiful hairy pussy. Well, I am.
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